“And there goes another earth,” Lucifer sighs, leaning on the viewing deck. “That old man needs a new hobby.”
“You don’t say,” Gabriel smirks, already getting ideas. Beside him, Michael lets out a howl to rival the crash and clatter of the apocalyptic storm, as though fully convinced he’s the one causing it.
It is, however, Baby Jesus who capsizes humankind’s wooden boat, innocently mistaking it for a toy.