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Prince Charming is a moron.
Just because one path looks calm and undisturbed, doesn’t always mean it’s the best option to take.
“Everybody’s taking the easy path, Sam!” he reasons, smug and chivalrous. “So let’s take the tricky ones and prove ourselves worthier than all of those idiots combined!”
“But you see!” Sam, the lady knight snaps, bitchy and annoyed, “Those idiots were at the royal balls we’ve missed! Snagged the princesses we’ll never meet! And here we are still tripping on our own tails!”
Prince Charming simply scoffs at her.
Then walks into his third ditch in a week.
*Inspired by the prompt the road less traveled from The Daily Post.